Tuesday, October 05, 2004

...driving...

This makes me happy, and so I am sharing it with you.

One hand on wheel, one hand out of window : Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn : New York.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror : Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
And finally:

One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female pedestrians,conversation with someone in next car : Welcome to Tehran!!!