...you deserve it...

It started with the lightbulb on the fan unit above my stove - one week it was there, the next gone. Then it was the cover on top of the bathtub drain, which disappeared sometime in the last little while. Tonight I came home and saw the top shelf on my bookcase resting on the one below, a couple of books fallen haphazardly on the ground, and the two screws meant to be holding the shelf up, gone.

I thought the only thing wrong with my place was centipedes. But it seems I also have a hardware-happy poltergeist. Or centipedes doing renovations?

I'm so confused.

Something else that confused me: Someone found my blog today by googling "summer pedicure photos muslim sexy toes". God help us all.