...actions i have hated...

Resolutions (not for New Years, just because):

i) Get down to 105-110 before mid-February and T-O-N-E, otherwise when your family goes to Mexico you will stay behind as punishment. If you're not going to look hot-as-possible when you go, what's the point?

ii) Stop buying shoes, for chrissakes. No one needs more than one pair of dressy chic pointy flats, and absolutely no one needs to buy three pairs in one week even IF they did come with a lovely free purse.

iii) Stop singing along to Poe or Suzanna Vega or other wierd female chicks on the street, because the people are starting to think you're a crazy person.

Hey pretty, My pretty baby
Rocking through my world...

While you're at it, stop singing out loud, period.

iv) Read your anthropology text book, don't just leave it in the corner of the room collecting dust like most of last semester. We want to PASS school, yes we do.