...channeling dolly parton...

i am rather drunk right now

the only reason this merits discussion is because i never ever ever get drunk - and i did tonight because everyone kept buying me pretty drinks that were yummy like

grasshopper
white russian
mimosa
amaretto sour
and something else that was green and a martini. but green.

then i got kissed by three boys, once on the ear. but none was the right one. he would not come. it would not even occur to him to come, even though the only thought occurring to me as i put on the hot suede boots (which someone spilled drink on tonight) was that maybe i might see him and maybe he would come. but he didn't.