...you have to be kidding me...

Next week: two midterms and an entire submission of coursework
The week after that: a term paper and an oral presentation
The week after that: one midterm and compulsive cramming for Hell Week
Hell Week (Dec. 5): two term papers, two midterms, and one oral presentation. Within the first three days of the week (Mon-Wed).

Would you mind if I just took a moment to kill myself right about now? Pretty please?

HOW I ask you, HOW will this get done. I want to cry.