...workplace adventures: edition 1...

Two huge Italian guys in leather jackets come up to me at work, I'm in fiction today. They look like they could be mob bosses, honestly. Heavy, gutteral Italian accents, ask me: "You, you work here?"

I tell them "Yes, can I help you find something?". "Yeah", the first guy says, "I need a book. I need the Encyclopedia of Canadian Organized Crime".

I almost died for laughing. Oh lordy...