...or something to that effect...

I am sleepy.

Sleep was not had by me last night, except for barely.

I must become hyperactive right. now.

Do you know why? Do you?!?

FROSH DAY! Alright so I'm totally gee, and I'm going to Middle today to laugh at all the frosh. Then to Gap to see Tara and complain about why he hasn't called me. And then to scour the city in search of Melissa who MUST be back here, otherwise life makes no sense and my world is all askew.

That is all children. Have a nice day.