...free your inner soul (break away from tradition)...

Lately, you've had some big misunderstandings to iron out. You are not afraid to deal with touchy issues, which is why certain people seek you out as their rock. Your fearless approach is exactly what's needed right now to sort out the impact of someone's rash actions.

Wait --- you mean someone *other* than me did "rash actions"?

And ps: I really *am* a rock. Hot burning chunk of igneous baby. Didn't we cover this already?