...it's a horrible horrible scheme...

The skirt I just bought (on my lunch hour!) from Club Monaco is a size 2.

I think it's a conspiracy. A cruel one to make me think I have lost weight when I know I haven't.

A problem: I have to go salsa dancing tonight. What should I wear? Can I wear a lightlightlight pink ruffly-pleat skirt, with a black v-neck scandalously-so top and black heels? Anyone? You have until 9 to tell me.

Cheers!