...polygamy porter's 2000 miles away...

If you are as bored as I am, may I suggest:

i) Imaginary City

ii) Girls are Pretty

iii) Post Secret

And in honour of day-after Valentine's Day, my favorite site, which I never get tired of visiting:

Zefrank's PreDate Helper

See also the sequel to zefrank's pre-date, for a new generation of the hopeless:

Advice