...this just in: I am not a people person...

[truck. go. CRASH.]

I think the problem is though, that I just can't deal with people if they are significantly more dumb than me. Or are quite obviously trying to play me.

Whatever, it's gorgeous outside and I am wearing a pink t-shirt, heading to a BBQ with Slick Tatum (as he now prefers to be stealthily called).

Oh, and I killed the evil bug. Turns out it was a firebrat, not a silverfish. Same family, scarier mutherfucker of a bug. Took me a nice hour of hunting, with the words "I'm gonna git you sucka" running through my mind, and finally, got him I did.