...the comic adventures of my job...

This is what follows when trying to eavesdrop/participate in a conversation while listening to music with headphones:

Jenny: He’s mad at his brother.
Me: Who?
Jenni: Craig
Me: It’s Craig’s birthday?
Jenni: No
Me: Then who?
Jenni: His brother.
Me: It’s Marc’s birthday?
Jenni: No!
Me: Then what are you talking about?
Jenni: Marc is mad at his brother, Craig.
Me: For forgetting his birthday?
Jenni: It’s no one’s birthday!