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Frigid and cold in Toronto tonight, with a winter storm warning in effect - the perfect weather for heather gray pleated wool trousers from Roots. Pathetic fallacy at it's finest, the weather's depressing efforts were thwarted by a Good Day inspired by shopping successes aplenty.

Let's recap.

Heather gray trousers described above: purchased in a size 4, loose fit but must suffice for lack of a smaller size. Same trousers in black, purchased in a size 2. Yes that's right, a size 2. Ladies and gentlemen we have now achieved the Holy Grail of weight loss right here. I have beaten the corporate demons, the stores like Roots whose customers are almost exclusively rich skinny girls from Thornhill and the like.

With a victory like this, a celebration was in order, and was found at The Body Shop with their new line of aromatherapy products (a nice collection of which I am sampling as we speak), and stocking up on the Africa Spa line of old. We are contented.

It's still cold outside though. Don't forget your mittens children (like the purple pom-pommed ones I bought at H&M earlier).