...overheard in starbucks (reprise)...

Says the gossiping daughter to her also-blonde mother (both in Uggs, sweats tucked in, Thornhill styles) about the couple, Danny and Amanda, who they are discussing, loudly: "Ma, I don't *know* if they are a couple yet. It's not Facebook-official".

The new reality metre. Only when it is written, so it shall be.