...the saints are already here...

"EW", she says, "this gross guy Chris just asked me out".
"Tell him you have a boyfriend. You still have one right?"
"I told him", she responds, "he said you can have two at once. And I do have one. Not TJ. A new one."

...

"Not TJ?" I repeat, "Darling, how many boyfriends can a girl have in one year?"
"However many. Just... not more than one at once."

Three boyfriends in one year. Must be nice to be thirteen years old. I will settle for just one. But honestly, she goes to an all-girls school; where does she meet all these boys?