...cane pimpin'...

You know I said this after my last big breakup two years ago, and I'll say it again now - I will never understand the phenomenon that turns the people you are in a relationship with into a stranger after it is over. Maybe it's brought about by the disbelief you have that they ended the relationship, and for what reasons.

There's a Starbucks gift card burning a hole in my wallet - I'm supposed to be on a postexcessivechelokabob diet but I'm sad. So I want a tall-nowhip-peppermint mocha. Now please.