...flip-o-matic...

This is going to be one of those days, I know. By days I mean weeks, because it ends in Friday the 13th so obviously that's what it's about.

Everyone has having issues and I feel for them. Throw on the chainmail and commit violence on behalf of them all. Miss Lizzy, there's alcohol awaiting you.

The store is having one of those days too, with all the crazies coming out. I want nice customers please, I will arbitrarily refuse to serve them if they're not. Can we trespass on principle? Is that allowed? "But -insert manager's name here- they're just not nice".

Telling Tales is fantastic, a great collection of stories. That should be the next choice on any of your reading lists.